I'm gonna show you how to kill a man with you're everyday umbrella. Men have a weak point : testicles. Give your opponent a hard strike in the balls with your umbrella. He will go the ground and fell unconscious ! Ha ha ! Men are weak, women rules ! I gave him a good series of umbrella slaps and kicks right in the balls - hard ! He asked for mercy... Then I told him "Put your trousers down !" And suddenly I grabbed and squeezed his family jewels hard with my nails ! Who wanna fight with me ! I kick men in the balls !











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